Avast, ye swabs! - Wasting My Youth by Glen Callender UFA

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First Person Omniscient
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The Imfallible Horoscope
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I ♥ My Foreskin
For the man who’s happy that some dickhead didn’t cut his dick head.

Transcendental Masturbation
Glen’s epic comedy show.

Wasting My Youth column archive

Avast, ye swabs!

Poop-deck gets out of hand

by L. J. Silver (aka Glen Callender UFA)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Shiver me timbers, me mateys! Like most pirates of my era, I’m completely illiterate!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

L. J. Silver writes for The Peak very rarely.

Originally published in Peak spoof issue The National Peak, January 4 1999. Spoof article This day in history also appeared in this issue.

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