Memoirs of a recovering
ex-roommate
(8 parts)
Terrible true tales of the bad roommates that drove me to swear off roommates forever. Can be read in more or less any order, but the last one should be read last.
Ever had a bipolar, patholigically-lying, nymphomaniac roommate who attacked you with a knife? Been there.
I have sex with my roommate, and guess what? I live to regret it. Warning: contains possibly the stupidest practical joke of all time.
Fat hairy white guys don’t drive city buses for the money—they do it for the sweet lovin’. A terrifying glimpse into the twilight world of bus groupies!
Politically incorrect mayhem ensues when I share a campus apartment with a First Nations student. Features an intervention by God himself!
The roommates of #204 are on the brink of civil war. Can harmony be restored through the healing power of breast implants?
He’s a cheat, a liar, a philanderer and a thief, and his dog is incontinent. Meet Wart.
Dive deep into the psyche of Brad, one of the vilest people I’ve had the displeasure to know. Warning: contains excessive racism and sexism!
I vow to the world that I will live alone forevermore—and can you blame me? An unfond look back at my years of rooming with strangers.