Illustrations index
For people who prefer pretty pictures with their prose, the following pieces are accompanied by photos or graphic elements. Enjoy.
When a shitty car spontaneously combusts on campus, I have no choice but to risk my life for a photo. Part 2 of Confessions of a student journalist.
Nothing ruins your day like a false tooth trying to escape. Features a candid dental x-ray!
My disgruntled penis takes on one of the world’s leading condom manufacturers. A Goliath-versus-Goliath story.
I have sex with my roommate, and guess what? I live to regret it. Features a classic nude roommate photo! Part 2 of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
A classic interview with a campus icon: a library employee who always wears purple clothes.
My valiant attempt to hit an evil market research firm where it hurts the most: the database.
A deliberately frivolous and altogether silly interview with the notorious Rachel Marsden, one of SFU’s most controversial students.
A co-worker can’t bear to tell his mother he has terminal cancer, so he recruits me into his plot to tell her indirectly. Part 5 of Confessions of a student journalist.
I celebrate my birthday with a walk on what many people think is “the wild side”. A feature-length exposé of the Vancouver fetish community.
Another year, another set of imfallible psychic predictions. Clip them! Save them! And watch them come true!
Some black boxes are best left in a trench at the bottom of the ocean. This story is so tragic, there’s even a dead bunny in it. Part 1 of I met her on the Internet.
This was my Peak swan song. As you might expect, I pet a few bunnies and grind a few axes on my way out.
When a comic-strip heroine gets spanked, a campus witch-hunt ensues. Warning: contains the worst kind of pornography! Part 6 of Confessions of a student journalist.
I get hold of a discount coupon—for sex. Talk about putting the ‘ass’ in ‘crass commercialism’!