Glen Callender UFA
Glen Callender UFA
Classic columns by Glen Callender UFA

Wasting My Youth column archive

Love & hate mail index

Here you’ll find columns that recieved interesting responses from readers, usually negative. Their letters are included after each piece.

Diary of a science whore

I was broke. I needed money. I prostituted myself for science.

So many Jesuses, so little time

Medieval artists loved nothing more than to inflict suffering on poor ol’ Jesus Christ. But has He suffered enough? Part 8 of Wasting My Youth in Prague.

Cultural blind spot

How did I live over 25 years and not learn that hairdressers expect to be tipped?

An open letter to Durex Condoms

My disgruntled penis takes on one of the world’s leading condom manufacturers. A Goliath-versus-Goliath story.

Children of the porn

Or “Everything I need to know about sex I learned at church rummage sales”. Warning: contains demonic rape!

Scenes from a bus

A looming public transit strike triggers fond (and not so fond) memories of a decade riding Vancouver buses. This column got me publicly censured for racism by the paper’s editors.

Rockin’ on the mount

When the Campus Crusade for Christ carries crosses around the university to promote a Christian rock concert, I respond with this snot-nosed news brief.

Glen Point Blank

Angst and self-loathing collide on the dimly-lit road to my high-school reunion. Features a response from possibly my most out-of-it reader.

The Loxapac chronicles

Ever had a bipolar, patholigically-lying, nymphomaniac roommate who attacked you with a knife? I have. Part 1 of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.

The lying game

That whole “guy goes out on a date with a girl who turns out to be a dude” thing is an urban legend, right? Wrong. Part 4 of I met her on the Internet.

The world’s oldest promotion

I get hold of a discount coupon—for sex. Talk about putting the ‘ass’ in ‘crass commercialism’!

The Wrath of Khan

Once upon a time, in a more innocent world, it was fun to antagonize Muslims. Part 4 of Confessions of a student journalist.

Stripped and Whipped

When a comic-strip heroine gets spanked, a campus witch-hunt ensues. Warning: contains the worst kind of pornography! Part 6 of Confessions of a student journalist.

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