Multi-part story index
For those who’d like to sink their teeth into something more substantial, here be a selection of the multi-part stories in this archive. Enjoy.
Tales of the five horrible roommates that led me to swear off cohabitation forever. Features The Loxapac chronicles, Don’t screw the crew, Future Stockbrokers of America, Wart and more.
When things get dangerous, my subconscious mind leaps to the rescue. Includes An appalling spectacle of human error, Asphaltwalker, A bit of spice and To dream, perchance to sleep.
Once upon a time, the Internet was a strange and exotic place to meet insane women. At least, it was for me. Features During the crash, we may experience some turbulence, Judgment Date and more.
Sample columns from my long-running satirical horoscope. Includes material from the infamous ‘Cuntscope’.
War stories from the front lines, headlines, bylines and cutlines of student journalism.
The epic saga of my summer semester in Prague, filed via the Internet in May-July 2001.
Editorials and opinion pieces I wrote for The Peak, some of which relate to issues raised in Wasting My Youth. Generally not of interest now, but if you want them, here they are.