Unpublished gems index
The following pieces were, for various reasons, not published during Wasting My Youth’s original run in The Peak, or they are wildly expanded from articles that were. Enjoy.
It hurts when someone steals your childhood memories. Especially when that someone is your so-called best friend.
Ever had a bipolar, patholigically-lying, nymphomaniac roommate who attacked you with a knife? I have. Part 1 of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
I have sex with my roommate, and guess what? I live to regret it. Part 2 of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
Fat hairy white guys don’t drive city buses for the money—they do it for the sweet lovin’. A terrifying glimpse into the twilight world of bus groupies! Part 2½ of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
Politically incorrect mayhem ensues when I share a campus apartment with a slightly mad First Nations student. Part 3 of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
He’s a cheat, a liar, a philanderer and a thief, and dog is incontinent. Meet Wart. Part 4½ of Memoirs of a recovering ex-roommate.
As I stood on the brink of annihilating a third of the human race, I have to admit I had second thoughts. Too hot for The Peak!
I accidentally swallow a large quantity of horseradish at the movies. What will the homosexuals think? Part 3 of Tales of the subconscious.
War stories from the front lines, headlines, bylines and cutlines of student journalism.