Tales of the subconscious
(4 parts)
When things get dangerous, my subconscious mind comes to the rescue. For best results, read in numerical order.
An attempt to withdraw money from a cash machine triggers a humiliating bout of public self-destruction.
It’s a rare man who can sexually arouse women with his stupidity. Alas, I am that man.
I accidentally swallow a large quantity of horseradish at the movies. What will the homosexuals think?
Insomnia is bad enough, but I could really do without the hallucinogenic quasi-dream state.