Prostate reader unhappy
(Spoof letter to the editor)
I’ve been an avid Prostate reader since my second birthday, and I can’t tell you how much joy your paper has brought me over the years. However, I have been consistently unhappy for months now.
It’s not you guys. You’re all doing a great job down there at The Prostate. Things have just been a bit tough on me lately, that’s all. And I thought I should tell you guys about it, since you mean a lot to me.
P.S. I have enclosed a photo as proof of my distempered state. Look upon it, and despair!
Ed Dward, Surrey •
Originally published in Peak spoof issue The Prostate, November 29 1999. Prostate editorial integrity impugned and Overcooking may result in loss of gravy also appeared in this issue.
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